The 78+ Best Ab Jokes

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~ Bill Clinton. ● If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton.

● Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. ● The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

● People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually learned that I wasn’t noteworthy. Once bitten by a snake, a person is frightened at the mere sight of a rope for a lifetime. A man must first become despicable before he is despised.

Another resource is FluentU. This can let you hear a range of German vocabulary usage, including real jokes and puns. A pun is a type of wordplay that uses double meanings to make a joke.

~ Mark Twain. The trouble with half-truths is that people tend to believe the wrong half. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. ~ Richard Dawkins.

~ Mother Teresa. The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved. A life not lived for others is not a life. ~ William J.H. Boetcker.

● The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. ~ English-language pangram . See List of Pangrams by Richard Rutter, Oct 30, 2014. ● The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

~ Dr. Alan Wolfelt. We do not grieve by a rule book. ~ Rebecca Abrams, When Parents Die. David Dowell passed away as a result of salmonella poisoning, possibly caused by the gecko that he ate. One act of obedience is worth a hundred sermons.

FluentU brings German to life with real-world videos. There’s a slew of German puns that follow this Egal wie (“No matter how…”) structure. This is a play on the adama workout famous saying “The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.” Apfel sounds quite like abfällt. German punning is quite similar to typical English punning.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~ General Peyton C. March. The things we truly love stay with us always, locked in our hearts as long as life remains. ~ Josephine Baker.

Comments are closed.